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10-27-2006 09:38 PM
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What is the average mass, terminal velocity, and market price of an Evil Lawn Gnome?

10-27-2006 09:40 PM
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what is the airspeed velosity of an unladen swallow?
it depends, a african or a european swallow?
WHAAT?! I DONT KNOW!! AHHHHHHHH!!!


10-28-2006 10:16 PM
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mwace Wrote:
What is the average mass, terminal velocity, and market price of an Evil Lawn Gnome?

Market Price: 1300 yen.

Yes, the Japanese have them. They usually whore them out, but I think they can sell you one with only a few miles on it.

11-08-2006 05:53 PM
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Thanks for sharing this information
11-18-2006 05:27 PM
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The ladies dig me.

11-19-2006 01:04 PM
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Gnomes haunted me in my sleep when I was little....

For serious...

11-19-2006 03:51 PM
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I saw a gnome and ninjagato fight once in a playground.
My God, the horror.
A police officer managed to shoot the gnome and a pimp got the ninjagato high on nip. We had to seal the ninjagato in concrete and dump the remains of the gnome in a magma conduit deep beneath the earth.

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11-19-2006 04:44 PM
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That story made me smile.

I'm not sure why.

11-20-2006 12:05 AM
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Was it the "Awww... poor, raving lunatic MrBill *patpat*" factor by any chance?

IE hampers my semantic expression.
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11-20-2006 04:16 PM
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I dunno...I think it was the gnome dying that made me smile

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