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AtomSmasher5
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Ever had a chat with somone that youd just love to telly the world...mabye somthing bash rejected? post it here
Go ahead and post any humerous or otherwise amusing chats you've had. Anything you got is game!
- Edits by mwace
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This post was last modified: 01-21-2007 11:50 PM by mwace.
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| 07-09-2006 10:05 PM |
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AtomSmasher5
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What I thought was gona be another usual, semi profesional like chat with mwace, turned int the funniest thing ive heard all month...
[22:45] SmashedAtom5:??o btw
[22:45] SmashedAtom5:??have fun at the encampnment thing?
[22:45] SmashedAtom5:??lol
[22:45] Matt: Moderatly.
[22:45] Matt: Mmm, I learned counter marchs
[22:46] Matt: I'll teach that to you guys.
[22:46] SmashedAtom5:??you know what youl be doing as staff?
[22:46] Matt: Its like the colors reverse only differently flavored.
[22:46] Matt: yea.
[22:46] Matt: Not flight sgt.
[22:46] Matt: None of the people from franklin county
[22:46] Matt: got what they wanted.
[22:46] Matt: None are actually commanding cadets.
[22:46] SmashedAtom5:??=\
[22:46] Matt: Not even balch.
[22:46] Matt: But just about _everybody_ else got what they watned.
[22:46] SmashedAtom5:??franklin county
[22:46] SmashedAtom5:??=
[22:46] SmashedAtom5:??the raped in the ass squadron
[22:47] Matt: Yea, we all got boned
[22:47] Matt: I was talking with balch
[22:47] Matt: and he was talking about
[22:47] SmashedAtom5:??ALWAYS
[22:47] SmashedAtom5:??it us
[22:47] Matt: beign a flight sgt
[22:47] SmashedAtom5:??that get screwed over
[22:47] Matt: and I'm like "dude, we got a lot of sgts, you might not make it"
[22:47] SmashedAtom5:??it fucking pissing me off
[22:47] Matt: and he was like "no, I got a feeling about this"
[22:47] Matt: Ooooh, you should have been the exxpression on his face when he wasn't assigned.
[22:47] SmashedAtom5:??lol
[22:47] Matt: His world was shattered.
[22:48] SmashedAtom5:??lol
[22:48] Matt: And get this
[22:48] Matt: this is the best part.
[22:48] Matt: You've got a third change
[22:48] Matt: of being commanded by somebody you outrank.
[22:48] SmashedAtom5:??o yea
[22:48] SmashedAtom5:??i kinda figured that was gona hapen
[22:49] SmashedAtom5:??or it might
[22:49] Matt: What I really object to
[22:49] Matt: is the fact that a C/SrA
[22:49] Matt: will have the opertunity to staff as a flight sgt
[22:49] Matt: another time
[22:49] Matt: during his training in CAP
[22:49] Matt: However I won't.
[22:49] SmashedAtom5:??if that hapens
[22:49] SmashedAtom5:??im gona be outraged
[22:49] Matt: I'll now never be the flight sgt of a flight during encampment.
[22:50] Matt: I'm getting pips by 2007.
[22:50] SmashedAtom5:??pips?
[22:50] Matt: Those officer ranks.
[22:50] SmashedAtom5:??lol
[22:50] SmashedAtom5:??haha
[22:50] SmashedAtom5:??right
[22:50] Matt: The low ranking sgts that were apointed
[22:51] Matt: They're going to be able to do that again in their training
[22:51] Matt: gah...
[22:51] Matt: It pisses me off.
[22:51] SmashedAtom5:??*pat pat*
[22:51] Matt: Although
[22:51] SmashedAtom5:??i know how you feel
[22:51] Matt: There were good moments
[22:51] Matt: during the weekend
[22:51] Matt: Namely when
[22:51] SmashedAtom5:??somtimes
[22:51] Matt: Lt Belden left "Battle Queen 2020" in the DVD player
[22:52] Matt: instead of the movie we were supposed to watch.
[22:52] SmashedAtom5:??battle queen?!
[22:52] Matt: ?
[22:52] SmashedAtom5:??WTF?
[22:52] Matt: Its a _porno_
[22:52] SmashedAtom5:??i pigured
[22:52] Matt: hahha
[22:52] SmashedAtom5:??hahahahahahahaha
[22:52] SmashedAtom5:??omfg
[22:52] SmashedAtom5:??thats fucking hilarious
[22:53] Matt: Oh yea, it was great.
[22:53] Matt: actually
[22:53] Matt: it was a really weird porno.
[22:53] Matt: for the first like 10 or 15 minuts
[22:53] Matt: It was like plot.
[22:53] SmashedAtom5:??wtf?
[22:53] SmashedAtom5:??you guys were watching the thing?
[22:53] Matt: Yea.
[22:53] SmashedAtom5:??hahaha
[22:53] Matt: I dunno
[22:53] Matt: they were talking about how
[22:54] Matt: the earth got hit by a meteor and now lifes all third world and cold and shit.
[22:54] Matt: Nobody was really listening and we were commenting on how low budget the movie seemed.
[22:55] Matt: Haha, then came some tits. And McNeal, a ranger sgt, just kinda fast-forwarded
[22:55] Matt: oh, two more came on
[22:55] Matt: turned it off
[22:55] Matt: thats fucking hilarious, oh man.
[22:55] SmashedAtom5:??hahahaha
[22:55] SmashedAtom5:??omfg
[22:55] SmashedAtom5:??thats fucking
[22:55] Matt: such a memorable moment.
[22:55] SmashedAtom5:??the funniest thing
[22:55] SmashedAtom5:??ive heard
[22:55] SmashedAtom5:??all month
[22:55] SmashedAtom5:??hahaha
[22:56] Matt: Left a porno in the DVD player and started playing it during a CAP event.
[22:56] SmashedAtom5:??mhm
[22:56] Matt: Best part about it was that nobody, not even major flaherty took offense.
[22:56] SmashedAtom5:??O_O
[22:56] Matt: We all just laughed a lot and she drove to a video rental place and picked up the right movie.
[22:56] SmashedAtom5:??lota laughter?
[22:56] Matt: Oh yea.
[22:56] SmashedAtom5:??lol
[22:57] Matt: Took us a few minutes to catch on that it was a porno. The nudity started off moderatly tastefully, and there was this huge intro
[22:57] Matt: I mean
[22:57] Matt: there was even this burly guy
[22:57] Matt: with this huge flamethrower.
[22:57] Matt: and he was like shooting it towars the camera man and stuff.
[22:58] SmashedAtom5:??lol
[22:58] SmashedAtom5:??ok
[22:58] Matt: anyway
[22:58] Matt: the real movie
[22:58] Matt: Forget the name
[22:58] Matt: But it was pretty decent, a good video to show the cadet core
[22:59] Matt: It seems to me like it was developed by the USN in order to more effectivly impliment certain values in military personell
[23:00] Matt: Never leave a man behind, people before the mission, try not to get locals involved in things, stuff like that.
[23:01] Matt: Oh yea. And always go all out, don't ease up on things because your tired of repeditive drill, you never know when things will starte getting serious.
[23:12] Matt: mmm
[23:12] Matt: and there were less memorable moments
[23:12] Matt: like
[23:12] Matt: that nobody took a shower
[23:12] Matt: the entire weekend.
[23:12] SmashedAtom5:??lol
[23:12] Matt: if you thought you knew what hell was like, think again
[23:13] Matt: two days, mostly in civvies/PT
[23:13] Matt: Nobodys showered.
[23:13] Matt: now, do PT in those civvies twice
[23:13] Matt: now, do PT in those civvies twice
[23:13] Matt: now, do another rigerous episode of PT
[23:14] Matt: and then play the "lets all fit like 20 people on a doormat" game.
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This post was last modified: 07-09-2006 10:16 PM by AtomSmasher5.
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| 07-09-2006 11:03 PM |
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MagicalHobo
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wildfire and I have a convo where we made all the major companies of software/hardware and made them little kids, lemme see if i can find a backup or wildfire may have it.
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AtomSmasher5
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| 07-09-2006 11:43 PM |
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aceofspades
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u know if im lucky....maybe ill check the dvd player on tuesday, lol
If you like to gamble, I'll tell you how to play,
You win some, lose some, its all the same to me.
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| 07-09-2006 11:48 PM |
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AtomSmasher5
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| 07-10-2006 03:58 PM |
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EAT UR HEART OUT SPHENNINGS!
Turtlexboyx90 (4:18:31 PM): hey
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:19:13 PM): hey
Turtlexboyx90 (4:19:20 PM): this is bobby
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:19:34 PM): hey im michelle
Turtlexboyx90 (4:19:35 PM): steph told me that you wanted to talk to me
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:19:56 PM): mmm i read some of the things u said to steffie, thats hot
Turtlexboyx90 (4:20:22 PM): lol those pick up lines
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:20:29 PM): yea
Turtlexboyx90 (4:20:43 PM): do you have a myspace?
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:20:51 PM): no srry
Turtlexboyx90 (4:21:55 PM): tell me about you
Turtlexboyx90 (4:24:05 PM): I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good
Turtlexboyx90 (4:24:14 PM): lol sorry, I ment to sent that to steph
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:24:47 PM): about 5' 1" 130lps, 36C, ass lenght red hair, blue eyes
Turtlexboyx90 (4:25:01 PM): thats cute
Turtlexboyx90 (4:25:04 PM): what school?
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:25:37 PM): EHS baby
Turtlexboyx90 (4:27:11 PM): fermi here
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:27:12 PM): oh well if ur not talkin, i guess ur not interested in meeting
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:27:16 PM): oh ok
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:27:53 PM): mmm y aint u talkin to me like ur talkin to steffie?
Turtlexboyx90 (4:28:06 PM): you want cheesy pick up lines?
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:28:31 PM): they turn me on ok
Turtlexboyx90 (4:29:48 PM): wow
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:30:16 PM): yea
Turtlexboyx90 (4:30:51 PM): What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
Turtlexboyx90 (4:31:08 PM): My Zipper
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:31:21 PM): mmm oh yea baby
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:34:07 PM): more u got me wet
Turtlexboyx90 (4:34:17 PM): ...wow
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:34:33 PM): yea u did
Turtlexboyx90 (4:35:16 PM): You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:35:25 PM): tyvm sexy
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:36:28 PM): oh heres something for u to know bobby
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:36:32 PM): steff is bi
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:36:38 PM): i taught her everything
Turtlexboyx90 (4:37:02 PM): wow
Turtlexboyx90 (4:37:21 PM): Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:37:57 PM): pfft, i didnt like that one
Turtlexboyx90 (4:38:30 PM): lol I know
Turtlexboyx90 (4:38:33 PM): it's soo lame
Turtlexboyx90 (4:38:42 PM): Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Turtlexboyx90 (4:39:37 PM): You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:39:38 PM): mmm
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:39:41 PM): do i?
Turtlexboyx90 (4:39:45 PM): very much so
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:40:34 PM): i wanna meet u
Turtlexboyx90 (4:40:56 PM): I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:41:26 PM): ohh, u dirty boy....
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:41:29 PM): i like it
Turtlexboyx90 (4:42:04 PM): My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Turtlexboyx90 (4:43:08 PM): You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a footlong
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:43:30 PM): i bet ur a foot long
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:44:28 PM): id love to taste ur foot long
Turtlexboyx90 (4:44:42 PM): Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:45:11 PM): hm, i may give u me for christmas, b/c id like to be urs too
Turtlexboyx90 (4:45:28 PM): we have to see each other first
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:45:53 PM): when do u wanna meet baby?
Turtlexboyx90 (4:46:04 PM): any day you want
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:46:26 PM): u pick when and where
Turtlexboyx90 (4:46:39 PM): mall...whenever your free
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:46:52 PM): im free all week pick a day
Turtlexboyx90 (4:47:39 PM): um...how about I call you
Turtlexboyx90 (4:47:50 PM): cause I don't know if my mom would take me
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:48:30 PM): my cells outta minutes srry
Turtlexboyx90 (4:49:04 PM): you do have a house phone right
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:49:26 PM): moms work phone srry
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:51:03 PM): ill be on later if u want me to be
Turtlexboyx90 (4:51:16 PM): what, you have to go?
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:52:02 PM): no not noew
Turtlexboyx90 (4:52:30 PM): Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:53:06 PM): ill take the demonstration
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:54:17 PM): srry man games over thanks for playing though
Turtlexboyx90 (4:54:28 PM): yea I know
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:54:38 PM): nice try, lol
AceOfSpadesDealt (4:55:13 PM): oh and those pick up lines sucked
If you like to gamble, I'll tell you how to play,
You win some, lose some, its all the same to me.
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| 07-10-2006 04:13 PM |
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Me and Bobby after Andy played "Michelle"
Kagome91993 (4:42:52 PM): ur so weird bobby lol
Turtlexboyx90 (4:43:01 PM): lol you know it
Kagome91993 (4:44:09 PM): psh lol
Turtlexboyx90 (4:44:16 PM): she wants me
Kagome91993 (4:44:21 PM): i know hahahahaha
Turtlexboyx90 (4:44:42 PM): steph it's thats really one of your guy friends, I sware to god I will kill you
Turtlexboyx90 (4:45:06 PM): thats not telling a joke or a threat...I'm perdicting your future
Kagome91993 (4:45:23 PM): lmao how could you accuse me of such things
Kagome91993 (4:45:27 PM): O:-)
Turtlexboyx90 (4:45:37 PM): it is, isn't it
Kagome91993 (4:45:49 PM): noooooo.......
Kagome91993 (4:46:34 PM): hehe
Kagome91993 (4:46:50 PM): its my lesbian lover
Turtlexboyx90 (4:46:53 PM): what aren't you telling me steph
Kagome91993 (4:46:54 PM): hahahahaha
Turtlexboyx90 (4:47:09 PM): oh she told me that
Kagome91993 (4:47:13 PM): lol
Turtlexboyx90 (4:47:53 PM): you care about me right
Kagome91993 (4:48:00 PM): oh course
Kagome91993 (4:48:17 PM): *of
Turtlexboyx90 (4:48:31 PM): so sware on our friendship that she's really a girl and your friend
Kagome91993 (4:49:05 PM): ......
Kagome91993 (4:49:15 PM): i love myspace
Kagome91993 (4:49:18 PM): and chicken
Kagome91993 (4:49:21 PM): hehehehe
Kagome91993 (4:49:26 PM): i had chicken and rice for dinner
Turtlexboyx90 (4:49:40 PM): I hate you so much
Kagome91993 (4:51:28 PM): :-(
Turtlexboyx90 (4:51:53 PM): you have no idea
Kagome91993 (4:52:04 PM): hate is such a strong word
Turtlexboyx90 (4:52:16 PM): in thise case, not strong enough
Kagome91993 (4:52:29 PM): well then...
Kagome91993 (4:52:36 PM): maybe its for the best you hate me :-)
Turtlexboyx90 (4:55:59 PM): thats really low steph
Kagome91993 (4:56:18 PM): it was a joke, i do it all the time
Kagome91993 (4:56:24 PM): but if you take it to offense
Kagome91993 (4:56:33 PM): then im srry, you can hate me all you want
Turtlexboyx90 (4:59:39 PM): and you wonder why I don't open up and trust people
Kagome91993 (5:00:06 PM): im mearly an example
Kagome91993 (5:00:10 PM): of someone
Kagome91993 (5:00:19 PM): you only want as a phase in your life
Turtlexboyx90 (5:01:42 PM): or as a friend that I thought I could trust
Kagome91993 (5:01:56 PM): did i REALLY hurt you
Turtlexboyx90 (5:02:08 PM): does it matter
Kagome91993 (5:02:13 PM): does it?
Turtlexboyx90 (5:02:35 PM): not really, you wouldn't care anyways
Kagome91993 (5:02:48 PM): like i told you yesterday
Kagome91993 (5:02:51 PM): you don't know me
Kagome91993 (5:03:15 PM): you don't know what games go through my head
Kagome91993 (5:03:28 PM): you don't know if i wanted to hurt you, maybe
Kagome91993 (5:03:36 PM): i just thought you were a stronger person
Kagome91993 (5:03:38 PM): guess not
Turtlexboyx90 (5:04:19 PM): so you did want to hurt me
Kagome91993 (5:04:28 PM): i didnt really
Kagome91993 (5:04:36 PM): but w/e
Turtlexboyx90 (5:05:43 PM): then why did you do it
Kagome91993 (5:05:55 PM): all in good fun luv
Turtlexboyx90 (5:06:08 PM): don't call me that
Kagome91993 (5:06:33 PM): hahahahaha
Kagome91993 (5:06:35 PM): fine
Kagome91993 (5:06:48 PM): it's over before it even started again
Turtlexboyx90 (5:07:16 PM): all because of one stupid move on your behalf
Kagome91993 (5:07:29 PM): im hurt boohoo
Kagome91993 (5:08:00 PM): you know wat
Kagome91993 (5:08:06 PM): im sick of your fucking temper
Kagome91993 (5:08:11 PM): so this is the end
Kagome91993 (5:08:19 PM): youur only friend the end :-)
Kagome91993 (5:08:21 PM): bye bye
after that I blocked him lmfao 
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| 07-10-2006 04:20 PM |
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aceofspades
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evil steff, worse than me almost
If you like to gamble, I'll tell you how to play,
You win some, lose some, its all the same to me.
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I have that chat somewhere, hobo, I just need to dig it out.
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